I love how this one scene blows apart so much baseless fanon there is about MCU!Cap. He is smart. He is swearing. He is respecting Natasha’s fighting ability and putting her on the front lines.
This is why I love Cap, this right here, he fucking gets shit done.
^ This. All of This.
But let’s do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; and couple of master assassins.
I know, Steve, I know.
Follow up question: how much hair mousse do you use?
Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!
Aaaaa I dunno. I got tired of guys having no idea why girls find female superhero’s costumes kinda sexist, so I, um, made this?
My main goals were: 1) Make it so the first thing you think of when you look at them is sex, whether you want to or not. 2) make it so that any male human who looks at this feels really uncomfortable. 3) make it funny, because, well, it’s kinda hilarious really.
Not trying to start a war here, just wanted to poke a bit of fun.
So, here you go menfolk, welcome to being a girl who likes comics.