the scenery of Brave
I can’t even fucking believe this is a fucking issue. Nobody accused Kuzco of being gay because he didn’t want to get married. Nobody fucking cared because it was a great movie. Give me a fucking break. God forbid you explore a mother-daughter relationship in a heartfelt way.
[Edit] And can we talk about that parallel with “The Emperor’s New Groove” a little more, because they’re both royalty, they’re both expected to marry, and both use transformational tactics to understand a different point of view. BUT Kuzco is able to reject quite a few very attractive women (without personalities) simply because he is too cool and impulsive to settle down. The only grounds upon which he rejects these women is their looks. Merida? Merida is presented with three suitors, two of whom appear to be idiots and one of whom is a blustering egotist with anger issues. Merida is young and vital and for her, as a woman, marriage will mean something completely different. Marriage won’t just mean strings attached, it will mean a complete loss of freedom and autonomy. She has EVERY REASON to delay this marriage, not to mention the fact that her suitors are expected to fight over her like a prize. She has no choice. Kuzco HAS a choice and yet nobody fucking cared because he was a dude, and dudes can go frolic in hilarious outdoor adventures without the humorless ugly ladies weighing them down. Men are absolutely free to have movies about them in politics, in the news, at a bachelor party, without any love interest mentioned. And that’s what we’re expected to watch. Whereas something like “Bridesmaids” is AUTOMATICALLY a chick flick because over 50% of the named characters are women. God forbid you have a movie with a woman as the main character without a love interest. Nobody wants to watch that. She’s probably a lesbian. Fuck you.
Character shot of Princess Merida (voice: Kelly Macdonald. Trufax: was originally cast as Reese Witherspoon somehow?) from Brave, the next Pixar movie.
[Image description: Background of misty forest and tall standing stones. Foreground, a young Scottish girl with the most amazing curly orange-red hair. It kind of reminds me of variegated yarn. Also, huge blue eyes. Cerulean blue* dress, with white linen (probably?) undersleeves pulled out at the elbows, and rough gray cloak. She’s holding a bow horizontally and is reaching back for an arrow—she’s either about to shoot or is going back for another one. The bow itself has an inlaid Celtic design. The best description of her expression I can come up with is AW HELL NO.]
[*I actually went to Wikipedia, looked up “blue,” and did the best color match I could. It was either “cerulean” or “Yale blue.”]
If you can, make sure you look at the full hi-res image. The texture of the hair and fabrics are amazing.